During the course of the Parliamentary debate this Tuesday on the COPE report on the Central Bank bond issue, Ratnapura District MP Vasudeva Nanayakkara revealed one of his best kept secret kinks: he loves being smothered and considers it a great blessing – provided of course, the cushioned rear belongs to the Rajapaksa powdered anatomy.
After hurling a string of offensive expletives which had Dr. Harsha de Silva advising the geriatric politician to mind his language, Vasudeva launched an attack on the Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe and said that everything is under the prime Minister’s ‘thattama’ or buttocks.
He said, “The IGP is under the prime minister’s buttocks, the Attorney General is under the prime minister’s buttocks, those in the Bribery Department are also under the Prime Minister’s buttocks. That means the prime minister is sitting on them all. Everything is under the Prime Minister’s buttocks.”
When a Government MP posed him the question as to whether Vasu was not under the ‘thattama’ of Mahinda Rajapaksa during the past regime, he replied without a blush, “That’s okay. That was a blessing. Being under Mahinda’s buttocks was a great blessing.”
Apparently one man’s punishment is another man’s fetish. And a bootiful blessing to boot.